{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Jodena Consulting Blog","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.jodena.com\/blog","author_name":"Mayer A. Levitt, DMD","author_url":"https:\/\/www.jodena.com\/blog\/author\/levitt\/","title":"A Fish Story - Jodena Consulting Blog","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"OjjOyajosE\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jodena.com\/blog\/a-fish-story\/\">A Fish Story<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jodena.com\/blog\/a-fish-story\/embed\/#?secret=OjjOyajosE\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;A Fish Story&#8221; &#8212; Jodena Consulting Blog\" data-secret=\"OjjOyajosE\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.jodena.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"My wife and I and two other couples recently went out for dinner. The dining experience was horrendous. 7:30 reservation\u2013seated at 7:50. Another 15 minutes before we got drinks. Our server finally takes our order. We obviously had plenty of time to study the menu! Someone requested \u00a0swordfish blackened. The waiter says \u201cnot possible.\u201d But [&hellip;]","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/www.jodena.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-shot-2013-02-22-at-8.25.03-PM5-300x106.png"}